Total Medals Earned: 259 (From 46 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,915 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WOULD HAPPEN?
COMPLETE THE STORY
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Defeat the first guy.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 3/26 (60/500 points)
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
150 Kills in a match
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 5/14 (50/375 points)
Politely decline
Politely accept
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Defeat Sheriff
Find the secret spot
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Medals Earned: 13/20 (195/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Total over 1 million feet
Find the hidden button
Get caught by a UFO
Play over an hour
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)